If the nuclear holocaust happens today, all that will be left tomorrow are cockroaches, plastic, candy corn, and crazy people. As long as there is any life on this planet, they'll always be looney tunes.
And this dude takes the cake - err, pizza. If you're ever going to get fired from a job, this is the way to do it.
Apparently he called the customers cows and pigs, smeared cake all over his face, and rattled off the digits in pi.
I found this on the web, it's not a news story, but it should be. Apparently some guy posted his buddy's warning letter from Domino's Pizza. So sorry to the dude who got canned, but going down in flames like this bears repeating.
Here's the incident report, in all its glory:
Came to work intoxicated on unknown substance possibly of hallucinogenic nature. Referred to customers as "bovine and porcine." After a customer complained he told her to "go straddle a narwhale you chlorinated gene pool" was removed from customer service to pizza cutting area where he wrote messages to customers concerning the nature of "pi". He became frustrated when he could only recite "pi" to the 46th digit. When told to go home he smeared lava cake mix over his face and yelled "I'm Rick James..." [ __ ] was not rostered on for any shift today.
After reading all that aren't you at least a little curious to know exactly what hallucinogenic this maniac was on? My guess is all of them.
And yes, Domino's threw the book at him. Action taken: termination. I hope he got the full blown Arnold Schwarzenegger cyborg termination.
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